Legalese

Legalese
Basic information
Target	One Toon
Minimum damage	11
Maximum damage	29
Strength	Strong
Signature attack?	No
Cog performance
Lawbots	Legal Eagle The Office Clerk

Legalese is a Cog attack that is performed by Legal Eagles and The Office Clerk.

Animation

1. The Cog pounds their fist onto their other hand and points at the targeted Toon.
2. Words such as "Habeus Corpus" fly at the Toon.
   • If the attack hits, the Toon cringes.
   • If the attack misses, the Toon dashes out of the way to dodge.

Phrases

• "Your results for this attack may vary."
• "There should be a law against you."
• "You can't handle the legal matters."
• "We cannot be held responsible for damages suffered in this attack."
• "You don't fit into my legal system!"
• "You must cease and desist."
• "This attack is void where prohibited."
• "You aren't above the law!"
• "Are you aware of the legal ramifications?"
• "There's no ex post facto with me!"
• "You will be defeated, legally speaking."
• "The opinions expressed in this attack are not those of Toontown Rewritten."

Statistics

Legal Eagle
Level	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14
Damage	11	13	16	19	21	24	27	29

Trivia

• A phrase for Legalese breaks the fourth wall by mentioning Toontown Rewritten. The same phrase appeared in Toontown Online, which said "The opinions expressed in this attack are not those of Disney's Toontown Online."
• Not only do the words "Habeus Corpus" appear, but other legal terms like "Quid Pro Quo" and "Voir Dire" also appear. Voir means "to see" and Dire means "to say".
  • Habeus Corpus and Quid Pro Quo are Latin phrases, while Voir Dire is French.
  • Habeus Corpus is the right given to people under arrest to go before a judge and have a trial, Quid Pro Quo is Latin for "This for That", and Voir Dire is a term referring to the necessity for jurors in a court of law to tell the truth.