The Office Clerk

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The Office Clerk
Cog information
Department Lawbots
Location Lawbot DA Offices
Attack information
Number of attacks 5
Number of special moves 4
Weakest attacks Rolodex
Strongest attacks Legalese
Shhhhhh!
Lineage
Preceded by
Big Wig
Succeeded by
Chief Justice

The Office Clerk is the Supervisor Cog of the Lawbots who possesses special moves with status effects. She resides in the Law Library at the end of the Lawbot DA Offices in Lawbot Headquarters. Once she and the other Cogs are defeated, Toons receive skill points for their gags and a certain number of Jury Notices.

Before The Office Clerk's formal arrival, the Toon Resistance gathered data and created a case file containing some intel about her.

Battle

The battle begins with The Office Clerk being unhappy about Toons infiltrating her facility and other Cogs arrive shortly. When the Cogs are defeated, she summons Virtual Skelecogs that explode after she is defeated.

Based on damage calculations, it is estimated that The Office Clerk has 1100 health in the Junior Wing and 1500 health in the Senior Wing.

Attacks and special moves

Attacks

Junior Wing Senior Wing
Rolodex 8 damage 24 damage
Restraining Order 11 damage 29 damage
Guilt Trip 10 damage 27 damage
Legalese 13 damage 36 damage
Shh!/Shhhh!/Shhhhhh! 25% of Sound gag damage dealt to The Office Clerk 50% of Sound gag damage dealt to The Office Clerk

Special moves

Junior Wing Senior Wing
Witness Protection Gag Immunity allows Cogs to be immune to Sound, Throw, Squirt, and Drop gags.
Attentive reduces the Lure effect to a single turn for 1 round.
Cogs are healed +30 health.
Gag Immunity allows Cogs to be immune to Sound, Throw, Squirt, and Drop gags.
Attentive reduces the Lure effect to a single turn for 2 rounds.
Cogs are healed +50 health.
Book Smart Damage Up boosts damage by 15% for 2 rounds.
Attentive reduces the Lure effect to a single turn for 1 round.
Cogs are healed +30 health.
Damage Up boosts damage by 30% for 2 rounds.
Attentive reduces the Lure effect to a single turn for 2 rounds.
Cogs are healed +50 health.
Objection Toons must use Sound, Throw, Squirt, or Drop gags in the next round or receive additional damage.
Objection Sustained 15 damage and elimination of a gag track for 3 rounds due to Gag Ordinance. 25 damage and elimination of a gag track for 4 rounds due to Gag Ordinance.

Phrases

Introduction:

  • "Squabbling like that could only mean one thing around here..."
  • "Animals." / "Varmints."
  • "Silence!"
  • "How did your incessant silliness bypass our security?"
  • "Regardless, your insolence ends here, Toons."
  • "I am the Clerk!" / "Even the law trembles at my sight." / "I make the rules here, and you all lose." / "I think it's time for a trial by fire." / "The jury has already decided your fate."

Witness Protection:

  • "Protect my witness!"
  • "I have to protect my most valued asset."
  • "Take this Cog into witness protection, pronto!"
  • "You won't get to my witness, Toon."
  • "You can't get to my witness!"
  • "You won't manipulate this case!"
  • "No one gets to my client that easily."
  • "I don't need your interference."
  • "I've got this one locked down."
  • "My secrets are under lock and key."

Book Smart:

  • "I've got it covered."
  • "Take a page from my book."
  • "These notes should do you some good."
  • "These notes should help."
  • "Pay special attention to these notes..."
  • "These Toons are spineless!"
  • "An intellectual mind can best any Toon."
  • "Study up to take them down."
  • "It's a battle of wits."
  • "Allow me to summarize."
  • "Let's do some light reading."
  • "As they say: know your enemy."

Objection:

  • "Objection! Direct examination only!"
  • "Objection! Fight us Cogs directly!"
  • "Objection! No indirect remarks!"
  • "Objection! Move to strike."
  • "I see holes in your strategy."
  • "Just try and refute this argument."
  • "Your argument is unfounded."
  • "Your logic is flawed."
  • "That move was irrelevant."

Objection Sustained:

  • "I always win these battles."
  • "Motion to strike from the record sustained."
  • "You're in contempt of court!"
  • "Looks like the Jury agrees with me."
  • "Now that's a jury of MY peers."
  • "Your interpretation of the law is flawed."
  • "Try going to law school before trying THAT again."
  • "If you won't play by the rules, neither will I."

Shh!/Shhhh!/Shhhhhh!

  • "SHHHHHHHHHH!"

When defeated:

  • "Strike this from the record."
  • "It appears you've created a legal loophole."

When Toons send friend requests:

  • "The Clerk looks up at you from her law book."
  • "The Clerk sticks her nose up at you."
  • '"The Clerk glares at you from behind her glasses."
  • "I would be committing perjury if I said your request flattered me."
  • "Under Article 11, Subsection 2, I hereby decline your 'request.'"
  • "SHHHHH!"
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