Chief Executive Officer

The C.E.O.
Cog information
Department	Bossbots
Location	Bossbot Clubhouse
Attack information
Number of attacks	4
Weakest attacks	Bump
Strongest attacks	Fore
Lowest damage	15
Highest damage	25
Lineage
Preceded by The Club President	Succeeded by The Chairman

The Chief Executive Officer, commonly known as the C.E.O., is the Boss Cog of the Bossbots. He resides within the Bossbot Clubhouse in Bossbot Headquarters.

Battle

The Chief Executive Officer after rising through the ranks in the corporate ladder.

To battle the Chief Executive Officer, Toons must earn parts for their Bossbot Cog Disguise by completing Shep Ahoy's ToonTasks (which can be done after completing ToonTasks for parts of the Lawbot Cog Disguise) and obtain Stock Options.

The entire battle begins as Good ol' Gil Giggles approaches Toons to discuss a plan to infiltrate the Chief Executive Officer's banquet, though suit parts from waiter-suited Cogs must first be acquired. Toons are removed from their Bossbot Cog Disguises and the first Cog battle is initiated after Good ol' Gil Giggles leaves.

First Cog battle

Toons enter a battle with waiter-suited Cogs, some of which are Version 2.0, that range from level 9 to level 14.

Banquet round

Oil can icon.

The banquet is held inside a room where the Chief Executive Officer is seen discussing business with his associates. Cogs seated at the banquet tables can be Head Hunters, Corporate Raiders, and/or The Big Cheeses, depending on certain factors (see "Difficulty tiers"). Toons must feed as many seated Cogs as possible by serving them with oil cans distributed from the conveyor belts; two oil cans are required to defeat ordinary Cogs and three oil cans are required to defeat Version 2.0 Cogs. Version 2.0 Cogs are identified by their VIP plaques and unique animation.

Second Cog battle

Toons first battle a level 12 Version 2.0 Big Cheese and then battle the leftover Cogs if there are any.

Final battle

Toons are provided many seltzer bottles on the banquet tables and four golf balls by Good ol' Gil Giggles for them to use, along with snacks on conveyor belts for them to regain laff. Golf balls are used to pelt the Chief Executive Officer's undercarriage to slow him down, as indicated by the red color of his treadmills. Seltzer bottles are used to damage the Chief Executive Officer, which deal varied damage based on charging strength. A low charge deals 6 damage, a medium charge deals 12 damage, and a high charge deals 24 damage. When the Chief Executive Officer is defeated, he spins around rapidly and automatically demotes to a Flunky. Toons then perform a victory dance, receive skill points for gags and credit for ToonTasks (if any), earn a promotion for their Bossbot Cog Disguise, and are awarded a certain number of pink slips by Good ol' Gil Giggles.

Attacks

• Bump: Toons lose a significant amount of laff when bumping into the Chief Executive Officer's undercarriage.
• Swing: The Chief Executive Officer swings his club and fires smaller golf balls in a stream towards a targeted Toon.
• Throw Gears: The Chief Executive Officer targets one Toon and throws gears at them, deducting a significant amount of laff if they are hit. The targeted Toon can move backward or run in any other direction away from the gears to avoid the attack.
• Fore: The Chief Executive Officer spins while swinging his golf club to spawn waves of giant golf balls in a pattern, targeting all Toons present. Those who use the seltzer bottles or golf balls can avoid this attack by exiting out. Others can dodge by simply moving backward or running in any other direction away from the golf balls.

Tied to his health, the Chief Executive Officer can initiate two "pinch" phases where his above attacks deal increased damage. Over time after downsizing, his attacks increase in damage, so it would be possible for him to defeat a maxed laff Toon with one attack.

• Reorganize: This phase is initiated shortly after the Chief Executive Officer reaches orange health and is indicated by him saying "It's time to reorganize which allows him to deal 20 damage and destroy one conveyor belt. His golf club turns orange when the phase is initiated.
• Downsize: This phase is initiated shortly after the Chief Executive Officer reaches red health and is indicated by him saying "Now let's downsize which allows him to deal 25 damage and destroy the other conveyor belt to prevent Toons from relying on snacks for regaining laff. His golf club turns red when the phase is initiated.

Difficulty tiers

The Chief Executive Officer battle has five distinct tiers of difficulty that affect multiple aspects of how the battle progresses. Depending on the average level of Toons' Bossbot Cog Disguises, the number of pink slips awarded, and the number and type of Cogs seated during the banquet round may vary. The average Cog level is determined by having the level of Toons' Bossbot Cog Disguises all added together and then divided by the number of Toons present in battle. For example, if eight Toons are present and each Toon has a level 1 Flunky disguise, the average is level 1, because $8÷8=1$.

The average Cog value (referred to as "Cog Disguise value" in the table below) depends on the disguise but is not determined by level. Each disguise and level has its own unique value. The value can be easily determined using $n+1$, where $n$ is how many promotions a Toon earned in total. For example, a level 1 Flunky has a value of 1. If a Toon were to go from level 1 Flunky to level 3 Yesman, they would need to have 10 promotions. This amount is added to the value of 1, resulting in a value of 11, which is based on that of level 3 Yesman.

Due to the difficulty being calculated at the start of the battle, any player who hops off the elevator before it closes or disconnects before the elevator doors open into the battle will not change the difficulty.

The Chief Executive Officer battle adjusts the following values based on the computed difficulty tier. Changes to these values are also summarized in the table below.

• The timer for the banquet round
• Specific Cogs seated at the banquet tables
• Number of banquet tables scattered throughout the banquet room
• Number of Cogs seated per banquet table
• Total number of Cogs
• Number of pink slips awarded to Toons

Difficulty tier	Cog Disguise value	Cog Disguise level	Timer	Specific Cogs seated	Total tables	Cogs seated per table	Total Cogs	Pink slips awarded
1	1-16	Level 1 Flunky - Level 4 Micromanager	270 seconds	Levels 10-11 Head Hunters	8	4	40	2
2	17-32	Level 5 Micromanager - Level 8 Corporate Raider	285 seconds	Levels 10-12 Head Hunters and Corporate Raiders	9	5	50	3
3	33-47	Level 9 Corporate Raider - Level 19 Big Cheese	300 seconds	Levels 11-12 Corporate Raiders	10	6	55	4
4	48-62	Level 20 Big Cheese - Level 34 Big Cheese	315 seconds	Levels 11-13 Corporate Raiders and Big Cheeses	12	8	60	5
5	63+	Level 35+ Big Cheese	330 seconds	Levels 12-14 Big Cheeses	13	5	65	6

Phrases

Before the banquet round:

• "What's taking so long? Get cracking and serve my banquet!"

During the banquet round:

• "Now, let's get down to business..."
• "Please review the foreword for today's meeting - I listed several great links in there."
• "This year we've made a significant increase in our average CUP. That is, Course Under Par."
• "Due to our big swing this quarter, sales are predicted to land a hole-in-one."
• "None of you will ever make it in business without following through. That's the key to good swing."
• "I'm going to table that to make room for the main course."
• "Where is my slide deck for this meal? We must go over the topics to be consumed."
• "And now, refer to the chart on page seven for a detailed look at our projected line of flight."
• "There are job openings in dining services for the country club. My last staff of waiters was attacked by Toons."
• "I see someone spilled oil on the seat. You can pack up your desk after the meeting."
• "Waiters, you'll find yourselves out of a job if my guests aren't kept fed."
• "I'll need all of you to come in on Saturday for the Stock Option report."
• "I expect everyone's promotion paperwork to be filed by the end of this banquet."
• "Save all questions for two to three business days, and allow at least two weeks processing time."
• "Enough puttering around. Let's iron out the details to drive this point home."
• "We can't afford to let anyone stand in the way of Cogs, Incorporated. Playing through is key to maintaining our 'A' Game."
• "Despite a few rough patches, our trajectory looks promising."
• "Sellbots think that they're clever, but our department pioneered the original 'Field Office': The golf course."
• "I want those Toon moles on the fairway taken care of immediately. What are we running, some sort of mouse course?"

After the banquet round:

• "What's happening here?! I knew it from the start. The waiters are TOONS!"
• "Why are you all sitting around? GET THEM!!!"

Before the final battle:

• "Hrrrmmpph. When I need a job done right... I'll do it myself."

During the final battle:

• "Fore!"

Conclusion:

• "No! Gah! The Chairman won't like this... Arrrggghhh!!!"

Beverages

Good ol' Gil Giggles informs Toons that the Cogs in the Chief Executive Officer's banquet expect to be served oil cans but instead they are served a beverage that he personally recommends. The name of the beverage is randomized to be one of the following:

• Banana Peel Floats
• Pixie Dust Parfaits
• Aoogah Apple Juice
• Fruit Pie Milkshakes
• Creamed Birthday Cake
• Storm Cloud Energy Drinks
• Fresh Geyser Water
• Melodyland Mango Malts
• Brrrgh-Berry Slushies
• Syrup from Acorn Acres
• Jellybean Milkshakes
• Jellybean Flavored Seltzer
• Fresh-Squeezed Jellybean Juice
• Outrageously Orange Juice
• Silly Strawberry Smoothies
• Berry Bonkers Smoothies
• Hot Chocolate with Mega-Marshmallows
• Chocolate Milk with Extra Chocolates
• Loopy-Lime Lemonade
• Lickety-Split Lemonade
• Melted Ice Cream
• Hilarious Horchatas
• Wacky Watermelon Punch
• Toon Party Punch
• Strawberry Banana Blast
• Go-Bananas Blast
• Toony-Fruity Blast
• Slapstick Seltzer
• Chewed Bubblegum Tea
• Coda Pop Musical Beverages
• High-Sugar Silly Syrup
• Nothing but Chocolate Syrup
• An entire can of sugar
• Everything and the kitchen sink
• Daisy's Lavender Lattes
• Fizzlefield's Fizzy Refreshers
• Doctor Dimm's Super Soda
• Loony Labs' Luminous Lemonade
• Bonnie's Super-Seltzer
• Cindy Sprinkles' Special Sundae
• Fizzy Lizzy's Malt of the Day
• Sticky George's Leftover Ice Cream
• Moonbeam's Banana Boat Sundaes
• Shiverin' Shakes from Mr. Sneeze
• Seaweed Shakes from Seven Seas Cafe

Origin of name

A chief executive officer is the position of the most senior corporate officer (executive) or administrator in charge of managing a for-profit organization.

Trivia

• The Chief Executive Officer is the only Boss Cog where:
  • Toons do not meet the Boss Cog immediately after entering the area by elevator.
  • The entire battle contains the most rounds, having four as opposed to three for the Vice President and the Chief Justice, and two for the Chief Financial Officer.
  • Cogs do not enter a battle by walking out of the Boss Cog's undercarriage.
• In Toontown Online, golf balls were hardly ever effective against the Chief Executive Officer, leading many Toontown community members to believe this was a longstanding bug. However, a significant amount of time spent pelting the Chief Executive Officer's undercarriage with golf balls was required and Toontown Online's source code showed that he had a breakneck recovery rate, resulting in the golf balls being entirely ineffective.
• As of the 1.15.2 update that was released on May 16, 2017, new phrases for the Chief Executive Officer and new phrases for the Cogs after receiving their oil cans during the banquet round were added.