Telemarketer

Telemarketer
Cog information
Department	Sellbots
Lowest level	2
Highest level	9
Attack information
Number of attacks	4
Weakest attacks	Pick Pocket
Strongest attacks	Double Talk Rolodex
Lowest damage	1
Highest damage	17
Lineage
Preceded by Cold Caller	Succeeded by Name Dropper

Telemarketer is the second Cog on the corporate ladder of the Sellbots. They normally range from level 2 to level 9.

Locations

• Punchline Place
• Silly Street
• Loopy Lane
• Seaweed Street
• Lighthouse Lane
• Elm Street
• Maple Street
• Oak Street
• Alto Avenue
• Baritone Boulevard
• Sleet Street
• Lullaby Lane
• Pajama Place
• Sellbot Headquarters
• Sellbot Factory
• Sellbot Towers
• Cog Buildings
• Sellbot Field Offices
• Any location during their own Cog Invasion

Attacks

Clip on Tie
Target	One Toon
Level	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9
Damage	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9

Pick Pocket
Target	One Toon
Level	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9
Damage	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8

Rolodex
Target	One Toon
Level	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9
Damage	4	6	7	9	12	14	15	17

Double Talk
Target	One Toon
Level	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9
Damage	4	6	7	9	12	14	15	17

Phrases

• "I plan on making this inconvenient for you."
• "I'm prepared to close this deal quickly."
• "This a bad time? Good."
• "You should have missed my call."
• "I will be reversing the charges for this call."
• "Can I interest you in an insurance plan?"
• "I was planning on running into you."
• "Too bad for you, I make house calls."
• "I'm going to use up a lot of your resources."
• "I have some costly items for you today."
• "Surprised to hear from me?"
• "Caller ID can't stop me."

Origin of name

A "telemarketer" is someone who sells products or services by making unsolicited telephone calls.

Trivia

• Telemarketer has a similar head model as Spin Doctor.