Glad Hander

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Glad Hander
Cog information
Department Sellbots
Lowest level 4
Highest level 8
Attack information
Number of attacks 4
Weakest attacks Fountain Pen
Strongest attacks Schmooze
Lowest damage 3
Highest damage 20
Lineage
Preceded by
Name Dropper
Succeeded by
Mover & Shaker

Glad Hander is the fourth Cog on the corporate ladder of the Sellbots. They normally range from level 4 to level 8; however, they can exceed level 8 in Sellbot Field Offices.

Locations

Battle starting phrases

  • "You'll find I'm a handful."
  • "I'm a very hands-on kinda Cog."
  • "Offhandedly, I'd say you're in trouble."
  • "Let's get right to the business at hand."
  • "I think the handwriting is on the wall."
  • "I can be quite handy."
  • "Would you like some hand-me-downs?"
  • "Let me show you some of my handiwork."
  • "Let's seal the deal."
  • "Let's shake on it."
  • "Put it there, Toon."
  • "You'll notice I have a very firm grip."

Attacks

Rubber Stamp
Target Single Toon
Level 4 5 6 7 8
Damage 4 5 6 7 8
Accuracy 90% 70% 50% 30% 10%
Frequency 40% 30% 20% 10% 5%
Note that accuracy and frequency values may not be fully accurate to reflect changes introduced in the 3.0.0 update due to unavailable information.


Fountain Pen
Target Single Toon
Level 4 5 6 7 8
Damage 3 5 6 8 9
Accuracy 70% 60% 50% 40% 30%
Frequency 40% 30% 20% 10% 5%
Note that accuracy and frequency values may not be fully accurate to reflect changes introduced in the 3.0.0 update due to unavailable information.


Filibuster
Target Single Toon
Level 4 5 6 7 8
Damage 4 6 9 12 15
Accuracy 30% 40% 50% 60% 70%
Frequency 10% 20% 30% 40% 45%
Note that accuracy and frequency values may not be fully accurate to reflect changes introduced in the 3.0.0 update due to unavailable information.


Schmooze
Target Single Toon
Level 4 5 6 7 8
Damage 5 7 11 15 20
Accuracy 55% 65% 75% 85% 95%
Frequency 10% 20% 30% 40% 45%
Note that accuracy and frequency values may not be fully accurate to reflect changes introduced in the 3.0.0 update due to unavailable information.


Additional levels

The following table contains known damage values of the attacks at additional levels.

Level 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
Rubber Stamp 9 10 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11
Fountain Pen 11 12 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
Filibuster 17 20 23 25 27 29 31 33 35 37 39 41
Schmooze 22 26 29 32 35 38 41 44 47 50 53 56

Sellbot Cog Disguise promotions

Below are Merits required to obtain every promotion for each Glad Hander level of the Sellbot Cog Disguise.

  • Level 4 - 100 Merits
  • Level 5 - 130 Merits
  • Level 6 - 160 Merits
  • Level 7 - 190 Merits
  • Level 8 - 800 Merits

Origin of name

A "glad hander" is one who glad hands, which means to be overly friendly in order to gain an advantage.

Trivia

Cogs
Sellbots Cold CallerTelemarketerName DropperGlad HanderMover & ShakerTwo-FaceThe MinglerMr. Hollywood
The BoilerVice President
Cashbots Short ChangePenny PincherTightwadBean CounterNumber CruncherMoney BagsLoan SharkRobber Baron
Chief Financial Officer
Lawbots Bottom FeederBloodsuckerDouble TalkerAmbulance ChaserBack StabberSpin DoctorLegal EagleBig Wig
Chief Justice
Bossbots FlunkyPencil PusherYesmanMicromanagerDownsizerHead HunterCorporate RaiderThe Big Cheese
Chief Executive Officer
Special Cogs GoonsSkelecogsVirtual SkelecogsVersion 2.0 Cogs
Director of Ambush MarketingThe Chairman