Glad Hander

Glad Hander
Cog information
Department	Sellbots
Lowest level	4
Highest level	11
Attack information
Number of attacks	4
Weakest attacks	Fountain Pen
Strongest attacks	Schmooze
Lowest damage	3
Highest damage	27
Lineage
Preceded by Name Dropper	Succeeded by Mover & Shaker

Glad Hander is the fourth Cog on the corporate ladder of the Sellbots. They normally range from level 4 to level 11.

Locations

• Seaweed Street
• Lighthouse Lane
• Elm Street
• Maple Street
• Oak Street
• Alto Avenue
• Baritone Boulevard
• Sleet Street
• Polar Place
• Lullaby Lane
• Pajama Place
• Sellbot Headquarters
• Sellbot Factory
• Sellbot Towers
• Cog Buildings
• Sellbot Field Offices
• Any location during their own Cog Invasion

Attacks

Rubber Stamp
Target	Single Toon
Level	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
Damage	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11

Fountain Pen
Target	Single Toon
Level	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
Damage	3	5	6	8	9	11	12	14

Filibuster
Target	Single Toon
Level	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
Damage	4	6	9	12	15	17	20	23

Schmooze
Target	Single Toon
Level	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
Damage	5	7	11	15	20	22	25	27

Phrases

• "You'll find I'm a handful."
• "I'm a very hands-on kinda Cog."
• "Offhandedly, I'd say you're in trouble."
• "Let's get right to the business at hand."
• "I think the handwriting is on the wall."
• "I can be quite handy."
• "Would you like some hand-me-downs?"
• "Let me show you some of my handiwork."
• "Let's seal the deal."
• "Let's shake on it."
• "Put it there, Toon."
• "You'll notice I have a very firm grip."

Origin of name

A "glad hander" is one who glad hands, which means acting overly friendly to gain an advantage.

Trivia

• Glad Hander's face is identical to Yesman and Mr. Hollywood.