Laff
Laff is a Toon's health points that are measured on a Laff Meter invented by Doctor Surlee. The Laff Meter resembles the head of a Toon's species and is shown at the bottom left corner of the interface. Toons start with 15 laff as they enter Toontown for the first time but can currently progress to reach the maximum amount of 140 laff without any form of special perks. When a Toon's laff hits zero, they become sad and are sent back to the nearest playground with their gags taken away by the Cogs.
A single laff point refills on a Toon's Laff Meter as they idle in a playground or at their estate. Treasures can be collected for the Toon to regain their laff once they gained at least one laff point.
Attainable laff points
Below is a table showing attainable laff points. Completing ToonTasks, maxing certain activities, and maxing Cog Disguises are essential to reaching maxed laff.
| Attained from | Laff boost | Total laff amount |
|---|---|---|
| Create-a-Toon | 15 | 15 |
| Toontown Central ToonTasks | 10 | 25 |
| Donald's Dock ToonTasks | 9 | 34 |
| Daisy Gardens ToonTasks | 9 | 43 |
| Minnie's Melodyland ToonTasks | 9 | 52 |
| The Brrrgh ToonTasks | 9 | 61 |
| Donald's Dreamland ToonTasks | 39 | 100 |
| Sellbot Task Force ToonTasks | 3 | 103 |
| Maxed Sellbot Cog Disguise | 5 | 108 |
| Maxed Cashbot Cog Disguise | 5 | 113 |
| Maxed Lawbot Cog Disguise | 5 | 118 |
| Maxed Bossbot Cog Disguise | 5 | 123 |
| Fishing trophies | 7 | 130 |
| Gardening trophies | 4 | 134 |
| Racing trophies | 3 | 137 |
| Golfing trophies | 3 | 140 |
| Silly Team perk (Overjoyed Laff Meters) | 8 | 148 |
- The Overjoyed Laff Meters perk is temporary and lasts for a few days before the Silly Meter enters a cooldown phase.
Trivia
- Laff is a portmanteau on "laugh" and "life".
- The Laff Meter smiles when it has full health but grins when laff points are depleted.
- Colliding with freight trains in Cashbot Headquarters and stepping into the oil fountain in Bossbot Headquarters can deduct laff points.
- During the final battle of each of the four boss Cogs, a Toon's Laff Meter is displayed above their head while they are missing some of their laff. This small feature made its first appearance during Doomsday in the Alpha stage of Toontown Rewritten.
- When the Overjoyed Laff Meters Silly Team is awarded after the Silly Meter maxes if it wins, all Toons across Toontown temporarily receive an additional eight laff points. A Toon's Laff Meter glows up and laff points are shown in orange to indicate the perk.