Knock-knock doors

Knock-knock doors are special inaccessible doors found on all streets of Toontown that tell jokes. Toons can trigger a knock-knock door to tell a joke by colliding with it. If a Toon decides to walk far away from the door while the joke is being told, the joke stops. When a Toon Building is transformed into a Cog Building after a Cog takeover, the knock-knock door next to it becomes an entrance for Cogs to enter and exit.

Jokes

Before Toontown Rewritten entered Alpha, players could have a chance at winning an Alpha key by submitting knock-knock jokes via a MMO Central Forums thread created by Joey for the Knock-Knock Contest. Winning entries became the following jokes that are now told by knock-knock doors located on Silly Street in Toontown Central.

• "Wally", "Wally's not looking, hit him with a pie!"
• "Biscuit", "Biscuit out of here, the Cogs are coming!"
• "Dewey", "Dewey want to go defeat some more Cogs?"
• "Minnie", "Minnie people have asked that, and it's driving me crazy!"
• "Disguise", "Disguise where the Cogs fly!"
• "Justin", "Justin other couple of Cog parts and off we go!"
• "Aladdin", "Aladdin HQ wants a word with you."
• "Weirdo", "Weirdo all these Cogs come from?"
• "Bacon", "Bacon a cake to throw at the Cogs."
• "Isaiah", "Isaiah we go ride the trolley."
• "Juliet", "Juliet me in that Cog building with you and I'll give you a Toon-Up."
• "Who", "Bad echo in here, isn't there?"
• "Dozen", "Dozen anybody want to let me in?"
• "Freddie", "Freddie or not, here I come."
• "Dishes", "Dishes your friend, let me in."
• "Wooden shoe", "Wooden shoe like to know."
• "Betty", "Betty doesn't know who I am."
• "Kent", "Kent you tell?"
• "Noah", "Noah don't know who either."
• "Howard", "Howard I know?"
• "Emma", "Emma so glad you asked me that."
• "Auto", "Auto know, but I've forgotten."
• "Jess", "Jess me and my shadow."
• "One", "One-der why you keep asking that?"
• "Alma", "Alma not going to tell you!"
• "Zoom", "Zoom do you expect?"
• "Amy", "Amy fraid I've forgotten."
• "Arfur", "Arfur got."
• "Ewan", "No, just me."
• "Luke", "Luke and see who it is."
• "Cozy", "Cozy who's knocking will you?"
• "Sam", "Sam person who knocked on the door last time."
• "Fozzie", "Fozzie hundredth time, my name is Flippy."
• "Isabel", "Isabel on a bike really necessary?"
• "Max", "Max no difference, just open the door."
• "N.E.", "N.E. body you like, let me in."
• "Amos", "Amos-quito bit me."
• "Patsy", "Patsy dog on the head, he likes it."
• "Alma", "Alma candy's gone."
• "Bruce", "I Bruce very easily, don't hit me."
• "Colleen", "Colleen up your room, it's filthy."
• "Elsie", "Elsie you later."
• "Hugh", "Hugh is going to let me in?"
• "Hugo", "Hugo first - I'm scared."
• "Ida", "Ida know. Sorry!"
• "Joan", "Joan call us, we'll call you."
• "Kay", "Kay, L, M, N, O, P."
• "Justin", "Justin time for dinner."
• "Liza", "Liza wrong to tell."
• "Mandy", "Mandy the lifeboats, we're sinking."
• "Max", "Max no difference - just open the door!"
• "Nettie", "Nettie as a fruitcake."
• "Deduct", "Donald Deduct."
• "Olivia", "Olivia me alone!"
• "Oscar", "Oscar stupid question, you get a stupid answer."
• "Paul", "Paul hard, the door's stuck again."
• "Thea", "Thea later, alligator."
• "Tyrone", "Tyrone shoelaces, you're old enough."
• "Stella", "Stella no answer at the door."
• "Uriah", "Keep Uriah on the ball."
• "Dwayne", "Dwayne the bathtub. I'm drowning."
• "Dismay", "Dismay be a joke, but it didn't make me laugh."
• "Ocelot", "Ocelot of questions, don't you?"
• "Thermos", "Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this."
• "Sultan", "Sultan Pepper."
• "Vaughan", "Vaughan day my prince will come."
• "Donald", "Donald come baby, cradle and all."
• "Lettuce", "Lettuce in, won't you?"
• "Ivor", "Ivor sore hand from knocking on your door!"
• "Isabel", "Isabel broken, because I had to knock."
• "Heywood, Hugh, Harry", "Heywood Hugh Harry up and open this door."
• "Juan", "Juan of this days you'll find out."
• "Earl", "Earl be glad to tell you if you open this door."
• "Abbot", "Abbot time you opened this door!"
• "Ferdie", "Ferdie last time, open the door!"
• "Don", "Don mess around, just open the door."
• "Sis", "Sis any way to treat a friend?"
• "Isadore", "Isadore open or locked?"
• "Harry", "Harry up and let me in!"
• "Theodore", "Theodore wasn't open so I knocked-knocked."
• "Ken", "Ken I come in?"
• "Boo", "There's no need to cry about it."
• "You", "You who! Is there anybody there?"
• "Ice cream", "Ice cream if you don't let me in."
• "Sarah", "Sarah-nother way into this building?"
• "Mikey", "Mikey dropped down the drain."
• "Doris", "Doris jammed again."
• "Yelp", "Yelp me, the door is stuck."
• "Scold", "Scold outside."
• "Diana", "Diana third, can I have a drink please?"
• "Doris", "Doris slammed on my finger, open it quick!"
• "Lettuce", "Lettuce tell you some knock knock jokes."
• "Izzy", "Izzy come, izzy go."
• "Omar", "Omar goodness gracious - wrong door!"
• "Says", "Says me, that's who!"
• "Duck", "Just duck, they're throwing things at us."
• "Tank", "You're welcome."
• "Eyes", "Eyes got loads more knock knock jokes for you."
• "Pizza", "Pizza cake would be great right now."
• "Closure", "Closure mouth when you eat."
• "Harriet", "Harriet all my lunch, I'm starving."
• "Wooden", "Wooden you like to know?"
• "Punch", "Not me, please."
• "Gorilla", "Gorilla me a hamburger."
• "Jupiter", "Jupiter hurry, or you'll miss the trolley."
• "Bertha", "Happy Bertha to you!"
• "Cows", "Cows go "moo" not "who."
• "Tuna fish", "You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish."
• "Consumption", "Consumption be done about all these knock knock jokes?"
• "Banana", "Banana split so ice creamed."
• "X", "X-tremely pleased to meet you."
• "Haydn", "Haydn seek is fun to play."
• "Rhoda", "Rhoda boat as fast as you can."
• "Quacker", "Quacker-nother bad joke and I'm off!"
• "Nana", "Nana your business."
• "Ether", "Ether bunny."
• "Little old lady", "My, you're good at yodeling!"
• "Beets", "Beets me, I forgot the joke."
• "Hal", "Halloo to you too!"
• "Sarah", "Sarah doctor in the house?"
• "Aileen", "Aileen Dover and fell down."
• "Atomic", "Atomic ache."
• "Agatha", "Agatha headache. Got an aspirin?"
• "Stan", "Stan back, I'm going to sneeze."
• "Hatch", "Bless you."
• "Ida", "It's not Ida who, it's Idaho."
• "Zippy", "Mrs. Zippy."
• "Yukon", "Yukon go away and come back another time."
• "I don't know", "Neither do I, I keep telling you that."