Bert's Dirt

Bert's Dirt
Basic information
NPC	Bert
Street	Maple Street
Playground	Daisy Gardens
Map

Bert's Dirt is a Toon Building located on Maple Street in Daisy Gardens. The shopkeeper who operates the building is Bert.

Trivia

• On Punchline Place in Toontown Central, there is a billboard advertisement for the building.

Streets
Maple Street 1. Bert's Dirt 2. Barley, Hops and Malt Shop 3. Gopher Broke Savings & Loan 4. From Start to Spinach 5. Jake's Rakes 6. Photo Cynthia's Camera Store 7. Lisa Lemon Used Cars 8. 14-Carrot Jewelers 9. Musical Fruit 10. Poison Oak Furniture 11. We'd Be Gone Travel Agency 12. Tuft Guy Gym 13. Astroturf Mowers 14. Garden Hosiery 15. Silly Statues 16. Trowels and Tribulations 17. Spring Rain Seltzer Bottles 18. Hayseed News 19. Take It or Leaf It Pawn Shop 20. The Squirting Flower 21. The Dandy Lion Exotic Pets 22. Trellis the Truth! Private Investigators 23. Vine and Dandy Menswear 24. Root 66 Diner
Other Streets Toontown Central Loopy Lane 1. Seltzer Bottles (And Cans!) 2. Vanishing Cream Going Fast! 3. Used Firecrackers 4. Silly Sal's Daffy Diner 5. Visible Ink 6. The Kaboomery 7. Sidesplitter's Mending 8. Crack Up Auto Repair 9. Soup and Crack Ups 10. Suction Cups and Saucers 11. Jest for Laughs 12. Sanjay's Stomach Stuffer 13. Cast Iron Kites 14. Bottled Cans 15. Kooky Cineplex 16. Laughter Hours Cafe 17. Chortle Cafe 18. Toontown Post Office 19. Blue Glue 20. Spaghetti and Goofballs 21. Toontown Tummy Tickler 22. Wiseacre's Noisemakers 23. Movie Multiplex 24. 14 Karat Goldfish 25. News for the Amused Punchline Place 1. Inflatable Wrecking Balls 2. Sofa Whoopee Cushions 3. Fred's Fragrant Flapjacks 4. The Karnival Kid 5. Dr. Pulyurleg Chiropractor 6. Toontown Mess Hall 7. Barely Palatable Pasta 8. Hardy Harr Seminars 9. The Punch Line Gym 10. Toontown Theatre 11. Toontown Three Squares Meal House 12. Funny Bone Emergency Room 13. Phony Baloney 14. Zippy's Zingers 15. Keanu's Kooky Cafe 16. The Flying Pie 17. Professor Wiggle's House of Giggles 18. Rubber Chicken Sandwiches 19. Gertie's Greasy Spoon 20. Punchline Movie Palace 21. Sundae Funnies Ice Cream Silly Street 1. Impractical Jokes 2. All Smiles Tooth Repair 3. The Hogwash & Dry 4. One-Liner Miners 5. Walt's Little D Diner 6. Toontown Sign Factory 7. Jumping Beans 8. Tickle Machines 9. All Fun and Games Shop 10. Dr. Tom Foolery 11. Toontown Cinerama 12. Dr. I. M. Euphoric 13. Dottie's Ditzy Diner 14. The Merry Mimes 15. Weird Beard's Disguise Shop 16. Silly Stunts 17. All That Razz 18. Soup Forks 19. Paper Airplanes 20. Laughing Gas Station 21. Mary's Go Around Travel Company 22. Happy Hooligans 23. House of Bad Pies 24. Jesse's Joke Repair 25. Daffy Taffy 26. The Happy Times 27. The Laughin' Place 28. Flo's Oats and Grits 29. Clown Class 30. Tee-Hee Tea Shop 31. Laughing Lessons 32. Funny Money Savings & Loan 33. Used Clown Cars 34. Frank's Pranks 35. Toontown Playhouse 36. Monkey Tricks 37. Joy Buzzers to the World 38. Muldoon's Maroon Balloons 39. Canned Bottles Donald's Dock Barnacle Boulevard 1. Used Life Preservers 2. Salmon Chanted Evening Formal Wear 3. Poop Deck Gym 4. Wet Suit Dry Cleaners 5. Bait and Switches Electrical Shop 6. Hook's Clock Repair 7. From Fore to Aft 8. Luff 'N Stuff 9. Every Little Bait 10. Piano Tuna: Works for Scale 11. Billy Budd's Big Bargain Binnacle Barn 12. Dime & Quarterdeck Bank 13. Squid Pro Quo: Attorneys at Law 14. Trim the Nail Boutique 15. Yacht's All, Folks! 16. Blackbeard's Beauty Parlor 17. Out to See Optics 18. Disembark! Tree Surgeons 19. Soles Repaired While U Wait Lighthouse Lane 1. Lost and Flounder 2. Seagull Statue Store 3. Kelp Around the House 4. Nautical But Nice 5. Melville's Massive Mizzenmast Mart 6. Tackle Box Lunches 7. Mussel Beach Gymnasium 8. Cap Size Hat Store 9. Keel Deals 10. Knots So Fast 11. Rusty Buckets 12. Anchor Management 13. What's Canoe With You? 14. Pier Pressure Plumbing 15. The Yo Ho Stop and Go 16. What's Up, Dock? 17. This Transom Man Custom-Tailored Suits 18. Docker's Diner 19. Seven Seas Cafe 20. Hook, Line, and Sinker Prank Shop 21. King Neptoon's Cannery 22. Dog Paddles 23. The Clam Bake Diner 24. Wholly Mackerel! Fish Market 25. Claggart's Clever Clovis Closet 26. Rudderly Ridiculous! 27. Alice's Ballast Palace Seaweed Street 1. That's a Moray! 2. Squid's Seaweed 3. Good Luck Horseshoe Crabs 4. All for Nautical 5. The Reel Deal 6. Duck's Back Water Company 7. Run Aground Taxi Service 8. Be More Pacific Ocean Notions 9. This Oar That 10. Mermaid Swimwear 11. Art's Smart Chart Mart 12. Reel 'em Inn 13. Able-Bodied Gym 14. Deep-Sea Diner 15. Barnacle Bargains 16. Windjammers and Jellies 17. Root Beer Afloats 18. Gifts With a Porpoise 19. Peanut Butter and Jellyfish 20. Sails for Sale 21. Wok the Plank Chinese Food 22. Ahab's Prefab Sea Crab Center 23. Buoys and Gulls Nursery School Daisy Gardens Elm Street 1. Eye of the Potato Optometry 2. Artie Choke's Neckties 3. Lettuce Alone Salad Bar 4. Canteloupe! Bridal Shop 5. Vege-Tables and Chairs 6. Petals 7. Compost Office 8. Mom and Pop Corn 9. Berried Treasure 10. Gopher's Gags 11. Black-Eyed Susan's Boxing Lessons 12. Pine Needle Crafts 13. Crop Top Barber 14. Bud's Bird Seed 15. Leaf it Bees Nursery 16. Dew Drop Inn 17. Flutterby's Butterflies 18. Peas and Q's Restaurant 19. Jack's Beanstalks 20. Rake It Inn 21. Grape Expectations 22. Petal Pusher Bicycles 23. Mum's the Word Privacy Consultants 24. Bubble Bird Baths Oak Street 1. The Salad Bar 2. Just Vase It Flower Arrangements 3. Flower Bed and Breakfast 4. April's Showers and Tubs 5. Grass Roots Campaign Headquarters 6. Apples and Oranges 7. Dirt. Cheap 8. Honeydew This 9. Lettuce Inn 10. Ant Farming Supplies 11. School of Vine Arts 12. Couch Potato Furniture 13. Fungi Clown School 14. Spill the Beans 15. Squash & Stretch Gym 16. Green Bean Jeans 17. Snail Mail Minnie's Melodyland Alto Avenue 1. Ragtime Drycleaners 2. Blues News 3. Four Score Antiques 4. Hard Rock Shop 5. For Good Measure Expert Tailor 6. Full Stop Shop 7. Tenor Times Newspaper 8. Plummeting Pianos 9. Dance Around the Clock Shop 10. Canto Help You! 11. Riff's Paper Plates 12. Music is Our Forte 13. Accidental Insurance 14. Carry a Toon Movers 15. Notations 16. Tuba Toothpaste 17. Flats Sharpened 18. Barbershop Quartet 19. Chin Rest Pillows 20. Pitch Perfect Roofing 21. More Scores 22. Rests Rooms 23. Happy Mandolins 24. Piccolo's Pizza 25. Shave and a Haircut for a Song 26. The Treble Chef's Cooking School 27. Do, Rae, Me Piano Keys 28. Tuning Forks and Spoons 29. Dr. Fret's Dentistry 30. Please Refrain 31. Club 88 32. Catchy Toon Apparel 33. Casa de Castanets 34. Fifi's Fiddles 35. In Four-Four Time 36. Tom-Tom's Drums Baritone Boulevard 1. Toon Tunes 2. Lousy Lyrics 3. Double Reed Bookstore 4. Sing Solo We Can't Hear You 5. Vocal Chords Braided 6. Accordions: If You Want In, Just Bellow! 7. The Baritone Barber 8. White Noise for Girls and Boys 9. Haydn Go Seek Playground Supplies 10. Name That Toon 11. Overture Understudies 12. Madrigal Motor Homes 13. Harp Tarps 14. Chopin Blocks and Other Kitchen Supplies 15. Sonata Your Fault! Discount Auto Insurance 16. Four-Part Harmonicas 17. Canticle Your Fancy Gift Shop 18. B-Sharp Fine Menswear 19. C-Flat Tire Repair 20. Her and Hymn Wedding Planners 21. Hurry Up, Slow Polka! School of Driving 22. On Ballet! Climbing Supplies 23. Doppler's Sound Effects Studio 24. Etude Brute? Theatre Company 25. Zither Here Nor There 26. Tina's Concertina Concerts 27. I Can Handel It! 28. Timbre! Equipment for the Singing Lumberjack 29. The Schmaltzy Waltz School of Dance Tenor Terrace 1. Mr. Costello's Yellow Cellos 2. Harry's House of Harmonious Humbuckers 3. Quentin's Quintessential Quadrilles 4. Ziggy's Zeitlose Zukunftsmusik 5. Fast Freddie's Fretless Fingerboards 6. The Teli-Caster Network 7. Wagner's Vocational Violin Videos 8. Flowery Flute Fleeces 9. Leo's Fenders 10. The Borrowed Chord Pawn Shop 11. Lotsa Lute Savings & Loan 12. The Syncopation Corporation 13. Ellie's Elegant Elegies 14. Con Moto Cycles 15. Coda Pop Musical Beverages 16. Kazoology School of Music 17. Lyre, Lyre, Pants on Fire! 18. Reggae Regalia 19. Ursatz for Really Kool Katz! 20. Pachelbel's Canonballs 21. Yuki's Ukeleles 22. The Ternary Exotic Birds 23. I Can't Understanza! 24. Schumann's Shoes for Men 25. Common Time Watches 26. Anna's Cruises 27. Relax the Bach Chiropractors 28. Mixolydian Scales 29. What a Mezzo! Maid Service 30. Marshall's Stacks Pancake House The Brrrgh Polar Place 1. A Better Built Quilt 2. Alpine Chow Line 3. Wait and See Goggle Defogging 4. Snowman's Land 5. Mittens for Kittens 6. Hibernation Vacations 7. The Toupee Chalet 8. Oh My Galoshes! 9. Precipitation Foundation 10. Pinecone Zone 11. Snowshoes You Can't Refuse 12. Just So Mistletoe 13. Sweater Lodge 14. Cool Cat Hats 15. Malt in Your Mouth Soda Fountain 16. The Shovel Hovel 17. Used Groundhog Shadows 18. Clean Sweep Chimney Service 19. Winter Wonderland Walking Club 20. Your Snow Angel 21. Ice Saw it Too 22. Choral Wreaths 23. Snow Whitening 24. Open Fire Chestnut Roasting Sleet Street 1. The Frozen Nose 2. Portable Fireplaces 3. Snowmen Bought & Sold 4. Lowbrow Snowplows 5. Heat-Get it While it's Hot 6. Solar Powered Thermal Blankets 7. The Chattering Chronicle 8. You Sleigh Me Sleds and Beds 9. Shakey's Snow Globes 10. Snow Bunny Ski Shop 11. Icy Fine, Do You? Optometry 12. Noggin's Toboggan Bargains 13. Ice Cube on a Stick! 14. Designer Inner Tubes 15. Juneau What I Mean? Public Speaking Seminars 16. Road Salt and Pepper 17. Aunt Arctic's Soup Shop 18. Polar Ice Caps 19. Chattering Teeth, Subzero Dentist 20. Go With the Floe Expert Plumbers 21. Dropping Degrees Diner 22. Diced Ice at a Nice Price 23. Pluto's Place 24. Snowplace Like Home 25. Shiverin' Shakes Malt Shop 26. Icicles Built for Two 27. The Downhill Diner 28. Winter Storage Walrus Way 1. Kate's Skates 2. Affordable Goosebumps 3. Used Firewood 4. Easy Chair Lifts 5. The Sanguine Penguin Tuxedo Shop 6. Melted Ice Cubes 7. Ice House Jewelry 8. Icy London, Icy France Travel Agency 9. Snow Ball Hall 10. Pea Soup Cafe 11. St. Bernard Kennel Club 12. Eye of the Storm Optics 13. Auntie Freeze's Radiator Supply 14. Subzero Sandwich Shop 15. The Mostly Toasty Bread Company 16. Skiing Clinic 17. The Melting Ice Cream Bar 18. Fred's Red Sled Beds 19. Snow Big Deal! Crisis Management 20. Cold Air Balloon Rides 21. Frosty Freddy's Frozen Frankfurters 22. Fried Baked Alaskas 23. Frosted Snowflakes Cereal Co. 24. Ice Cycle Bikes 25. Igloo Design, Inc. 26. Mr. Cow's Snow Plows 27. Mike's Massive Mukluk Mart 28. Antarctic Antiques 29. Nothing to Luge 30. The Blizzard Wizard 31. Hambrrrgers 32. Instant Ice (Just Add Water and Freeze!) 33. Toboggan or Not Toboggan 34. Nor'easter Bonnets 35. Northern Lights Electric Company Donald's Dreamland Lullaby Lane 1. For Richer or Snorer 2. Snore or Less 3. Crack of Dawn Repairs 4. Make Your Bed! Hardware Store 5. The All Tucked Inn 6. Pillow Fights Nightly 7. Shut-Eye Optometry 8. Sawing Wood Slumber Lumber 9. Dreamland Sleeping Dogs Diner 10. House of Hibernation 11. Nightstand Furniture Company 12. Mind Over Mattress 13. Insomniac Insurance 14. The Dreamland Screening Room 15. Down Time Watch Repair 16. Rock to Sleep Quarry 17. Silver Lining Jewelers 18. Call it a Day Calendars 19. Dreamland Blue Moon Cafe 20. The Sleepy Teepee 21. Bed Time Stories 22. Curl Up Beauty Parlor 23. Sleepy Time Pieces 24. Dreamland Bleary-Eyed Bistro 25. Relax to the Max 26. PJ's Taxi Service 27. Lights Out Electric Co. 28. Crib Notes - Music to Sleep By 29. Clock Cleaners 30. Deep Sleep for Cheap! 31. Cat Nip for Cat Naps 32. Big Mama's Bahama Pajamas 33. Cloud Nine Design 34. Ed's Red Bed Spreads 35. Snuggle Inn 36. Forty Winks for the Price of Twenty Pajama Place 1. Midnight Oil & Gas Company 2. Fly By Night Travel Agency 3. Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite Exterminators 4. Night Owl Pet Shop 5. Dream Jobs Employment Agency 6. Wake-Up & Smell the Coffee Shop 7. You Snooze, You Lose 8. Pipe Dream Plumbers 9. Asleep at the Wheel Car Repair 10. Tooth Fairy Dentistry 11. Bedknobs & Broomsticks Movie House 12. Hit the Sack Fencing School 13. Dawn's Yawn & Garden Center 14. Moonbeam's Ice Creams 15. REM Optometry 16. Starlight Cafe 17. Rip Van Winkle's Wrinkle Cream 18. Cat's Pajamas 19. Wynken, Blynken & Nod, Attorneys at Law 20. Wake-Up Call Phone Company 21. Waltzing Matilda's Dance School 22. Counting Sheep - So You Don't Have To! 23. Wet Blanket Party Planners 24. House of Zzzzzs 25. Sleepless in the Saddle All Night Pony Rides 26. Dreamboat Marine Supply 27. Sleeping Beauty Parlor 28. Sandman's Sandwiches 29. Baker's Dozin' Doughnuts 30. First Security Blanket Bank 31. Snug as a Bug Rug Dealer 32. Talking in Your Sleep Voice Training 33. Bed of Roses Florist 34. Armadillo Pillow Company 35. Dream On Talent Agency