Template:SOS Toons (VP)
| Toon | Tier | Ability | Track | Gag | Statistics |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Madam Chuckle | ★★★ | Heal | Toon-Up | Megaphone | Heals all Toons: +60 laff to one Toon +30 laff to two Toons +20 laff to three Toons +15 laff to four Toons |
| Daffy Don | ★★★★ | Heal | Toon-Up | Bamboo Cane | Heals all Toons: +120 laff to one Toon +60 laff to two Toons +40 laff to three Toons +30 laff to four Toons |
| Flippy | ★★★★★ | Heal | Toon-Up | Juggling Cubes | Heals all Toons: +180 laff to one Toon +90 laff to two Toons +60 laff to three Toons +45 laff to four Toons |
| Clerk Will | ★★★ | Attack | Trap | Quicksand | Deals 60 damage to all lured Cogs |
| Clerk Penny | ★★★★ | Attack | Trap | Trapdoor | Deals 120 damage to all lured Cogs |
| Clerk Clara | ★★★★★ | Attack | Trap | TNT | Deals 180 damage to all lured Cogs |
| Stinky Ned | ★★★ | Luring | Lure | Small Magnet | Lures all Cogs for 4 rounds |
| Nancy Gas | ★★★★ | Luring | Lure | Big Magnet | Lures all Cogs for 5 rounds |
| Lil Oldman | ★★★★★ | Luring | Lure | Hypno-goggles | Lures all Cogs for 6 rounds |
| Barbara Seville | ★★★ | Attack | Sound | Aoogah | Deals 35 damage to all Cogs |
| Sid Sonata | ★★★★ | Attack | Sound | Elephant Trunk | Deals 55 damage to all Cogs |
| Moe Zart | ★★★★★ | Attack | Sound | Foghorn | Deals 75 damage to all Cogs |
| Clumsy Ned | ★★★ | Attack | Drop | Big Weight | Deals 60 damage to all unlured Cogs |
| Franz Neckvein | ★★★★ | Attack | Drop | Safe | Deals 100 damage to all unlured Cogs |
| Barnacle Bessie | ★★★★★ | Attack | Drop | Grand Piano | Deals 170 damage to all unlured Cogs |
| Professor Guffaw | ★★★ | Restock | Toon-Up | Lipstick | Restocks 12 Toon-Up gags of the highest levels available for all Toons |
| Clerk Ray | ★★★ | Restock | Trap | Lipstick | Restocks 12 Trap gags of the highest levels available for all Toons |
| Doctor Drift | ★★★ | Restock | Lure | Lipstick | Restocks 12 Lure gags of the highest levels available for all Toons |
| Melody Wavers | ★★★ | Restock | Sound | Lipstick | Restocks 12 Sound gags of the highest levels available for all Toons |
| Baker Bridget | ★★★ | Restock | Throw | Lipstick | Restocks 12 Throw gags of the highest levels available for all Toons |
| Sofie Squirt | ★★★ | Restock | Squirt | Lipstick | Restocks 12 Squirt gags of the highest levels available for all Toons |
| Shelly Seaweed | ★★★ | Restock | Drop | Lipstick | Restocks 12 Drop gags of the highest levels available for all Toons |
| Professor Pete | ★★★★★ | Restock | All | Lipstick | Restocks 45 gags of the highest levels available for all Toons |
| Soggy Bottom | ★★★ | Toons Hit | -- | Pixie Dust | Increases accuracy of gags by 75% for 3 rounds |
| Soggy Nell | ★★★★ | Toons Hit | -- | Pixie Dust | Increases accuracy of gags by 75% for 4 rounds |
| Sticky Lou | ★★★★★ | Toons Hit | -- | Pixie Dust | Increases accuracy of gags by 75% for 5 rounds |
| Flim Flam | ★★★ | Cogs Miss | -- | Pixie Dust | Reduces accuracy of Cog attacks by 75% for 3 rounds |
| Mr. Freeze | ★★★★ | Cogs Miss | -- | Pixie Dust | Reduces accuracy of Cog attacks by 75% for 4 rounds |
| Julius Wheezer | ★★★★★ | Cogs Miss | -- | Pixie Dust | Reduces accuracy of Cog attacks by 75% for 5 rounds |